Orks n' Klans

     Grubskraga was walking around for himself on the excercise field of the camp. He wasn't happy.
     To begin with the squigs had wanished, even the ones from inside his own armour that had faithfully protected him for ages. He felt naked without them and now the field that surrounded him had begun to flicker, it would propably not even last one more battle.
     This iz not good he thought. Da meks have forgot how to build Lascannons and da runtherd doesn't even know how to spell out squigkattapult.
     But the worst was that something strange had happen to his boys. They had turned in their uniforms and helmets and all the spiffy 'umie guns and tanks and gone over to the snakebite part of the camp talking something about "goin' back to da nature". The snakebites had been seen roasting their belowed cyboars ower camp fires and replacing them with feral non- enchanged boars. It didn't feel good it was as if somekind of disturbing change was going on in the Waagh energies of the camp. Warpheads had been losing their spells and the nobs had traded in the plasmaguns on their brand new megaarmours for something they called "Kannons" which had less kick than a standard bolta. He didn't like it at all. And to add insult to injury some sod had stolen the hellhound tank that was a part of his personal retinue!
     When he thought about it, the fun seem to bee gone, nobody did any jokes anymore, nobody did funny faces at the panzees to see if they could make dem puke or tried to grab the squats bý their beards. Well now when he thought about it he hadn't even seen any squats for a while.
     He took a dranmatic pose watching the stars of the galaxy. -I'll show YA! he shouted out loud to the universe in large and it's makers in general. -I'll 'ave me orks back in uniform in no time at all dey wan't it or not. He muttered and powered up his powerfist.
     Well he thought for himself he would show dem 'e was after all the biggest ork in da camp. Even if some of doze nobz had been growing with an alarming speed recently.
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