Bomma's Rattley Fing

      by Dan Carkner


           "See dis, Blaga?" said Bomma to the mek. He pulled the object he had found out from his pocket. It was a round shiny piece of metal with a red button on it.
           "Ar, dis a fine 'un," commented Blaga as he took it into his hands. He turned it around and inspected its surface. He smelled it and rubbed his dirty hands all over it.
           "Shark it," said Bomma. He made a shaking motion with his hands.
           The mekboy lifted it high and shook it violently; a small but irritating rattling sound could be heard. He paused, then shook it again. More rattling.
           "Dis 'ere, yer find it where?" queried the mekboy.
           "Over in der desert," replied the unsure ork.
           His face showed a trace of suspicion as he was sure that the mek would want to keep it. "Listen 'ere," he continued, "dis fing is mine. Don' be a grabbin' morka like dat Morgo, de git who stole me shoota an' busted der shootin' gubbins."
           "Har, relax there ork!" replied Blaga. "I don't want dis, got it?"
           Bomma shook his head and pried the device from the mek's hands. He turned and walked out of the shack.


           A few minutes later he was in the dusty tavern owned by his old battle mate Skragja. He sat on his usual barrel and asked for a mug of fungus bile. Soon he was drinking it, and Skragja was sitting opposite him.
           "Oy Bomma, gots more teef ter give me?" said Skragja jokingly.
           "Take a looker dis," replied Bomma and he pulled the same shiny sphere from his pocket. He lifted it into the light and shook it so the small rattling could be heard, like a Kannonshell on the floor of a Trukk on a bumpy ride. Only quieter. Skragja inspected it silently and ran his fingers along it. He sniffed it and handed it back to Bomma.
           "Never seen da likes o' onna dese," he said.
           Bomma finished his drink and left.


           He walked into the large scrap-built house of Gargra, one of the toughest orks in Mektown and an ally of Bomma's mob's boss. He nodded to the guards and climbed the ladder into the main room. Gargra was sitting on a bench, in the middle of consuming a pile of sweet-crunch squigs. Bomma sat in a chair.
           "Yer's a boy o' Groga's, ain'tcher?" asked Gargra.
           "Yus, guv. 'Is prime fighta, says 'e," replied Bomma.
           "Thats good, Bommer. Yer wanta talk ter me?"
           "Yus again. Me finds dis 'ere in der desert near Akgrag's Strong'old. No one knows wot it is, but de fing looks valu-ble an' der gubbins makes a clankin' sound. Yer evva seen one like dis?"
           The old ork studied it. He brought it close to his eye and inspected it close-up. He then muttered something and put it on the table. It rolled a bit and he put his hand on it to stop it. He let go and it rolled off the table and onto the floor. In anger, he smacked the servant grot upside the head and cursed at him.
           "Pick dat up, grot," he said. He then talked to Bomma a bit about what the object might be. The grot walked over to the other side of the room and sat down. He ran his fingers along the shiny surface of the object, and squeezed it in his hand. He felt the button.


           Shaka walked along the crowded main avenue of mektown, and pushed a smaller ork out of the way. He was in a hurry to get to the mob's hideout, because Nazgarg had called a meeting. Zog that ork, he thought, and he felt angry at Brug for not telling him earlier. He walked a bit faster, and knocked a grot into a pile of squig dung. He chuckled, and thought about the time when he had --- BLAM! --- he was knocked over by a blast. A loud boom echoed through the streets. He looked up, and then right and saw a large metal house with the second floor blown out. A trail of smoke poured out. From the first-floor doorway ran three orks, and he recognised that blasted git Bomma. His shirt was on fire and he was rolling in the sand, all the while cursing some unnamed grot. Shaka wondered what he meant for a moment, but then continued on towards his destination.

      End.

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