YELLOW SPACE MARINES
With apologies to the Beatles.
To the world where I was born
Came a man from outer space
And he called us to his side
To defend the human race
And his name was Rogal Dorn
In his image we were reborn
And bestrode the battlescenes
As the Yellow Space Marines
We are lividly Yellow Space Marines
We're Yellow Space Marines, we're Yellow Space Marines
We are lividly Yellow Space Marines
We're Yellow Space Marines, we're Yellow Space Marines...
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This one requires a foreknowlege of US cartoons, specifically Animaniacs. It
was inspired by the pre-battle trash-talk for a multibattle pitting three
Chaos armies against an alliance of BAs, DAs and SOBs:
Chaos player: "Weakling fools! Chaos has come for your souls!"
Blood Angel player: "Not so, traitors! today you will fall before the
righteous fury of
the Blood Angels and our loyal battle brothers!"
SOB player: "AND the Battle *Sisters*!"
Cue theme song...
DARK MILLENNIUM
This is the Dark Millennium:
It's as violent as they come!
So sit and watch the fun
We will slaughter everyone!
It's Dark Millennium!
Come meet the battle brothers and the Battle Sisters too-
Chanting hymns and killing things is what we love to do!
Half of us are tainted, mutating into goo
With special rules, except for fools who wear a certain blue
It's Dark Millennium
Full of heretics and scum
So hang on to your gun
Things will never get humdrum
It's Dark Millennium!
There's Ghazghull and his ladz who want ta rool da Yooniverse
The boyz make lots of noise, then Eldrad whacks 'em with a curse!
Sapphon chases Angels who've gone from bad to worse,
And maiden turf's an Eldar berth, but humans got there first!
It's Dark Millennium!
Scraping sumps is good income
We're all under the thumb
Of an Emp'ror who's gone numb,
It's Dark Mil-len-ni-
Life's not worth a penny
(Paul's a porker, ent he?)
Dark Mil-len-ni-um!
Don't roll a 1!
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