The Lunar Wolves Chapter history failed to record the fact that
the Space Wolves forced them to change their name. "Lunar Wolves" was too
close to "Space Wolves" and their lawyers were better than theirs, so they got to
keep the name and they were banished to the Eye of Terror since they wouldn't
pay your court fines for copyright infringement. That's what the whole
Heresy was about, you know...
Imperial Transcripts- M29, YR 9982
"And this court finds in favor of the plaintif. The "Lunar Wolves" must
change their name to something else, and must pay a fine of 1000 Imperial
doggy treats". - Judge
"Hahaha, I knew we had the best laywers in the universe" - Russ
"Damnit all to hell. I'll change the name, but I'm not paying the fine!" -
Horus
"But the judge said you had too! If you don't I'll tell dad." - Russ
"Piss on it. I'm moving out and taking my 5 Legions with me. Screw you,
screw dad and screw the Imperium!" - Horus
"Man, talk about poor loser, if it's that important to you, we'll change
our name." - Russ
"Nope, you've pissed me off, I'm tired of that Lion spending all the
evenings and nights with dad, why I get stuck killing Orks and pacifying
Eldar. I haven't had a day off in 500 years. But dad get's Lion the best
clothes, those little skirts with the trim, and I'm also sick of Sanguinius
and how he always gets away with everything. I mean, the freak has _wings_.
And while I'm on the subject, what't the deal with Magnus, I turn around and
the guy loses an eye? This place is too freaky. I'm out of here!" -
Horus.
The Heresy began soon after.
End.
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