Smurfs

     Xian bellowed, the low sound reverberating off the plasteel hull of the Harkon. The Harkon was a new design, and Xian had been asked to test it. Xian squinted at the computer targeting display, the Eldar warriors were dodging among the fauna of the desert. Xian's targetter informed him he was in range, and he pulled the trigger. The enormous gattling gun mounted on top of the vehicle began to rotate, and in a few seconds, started to fire. *THUMP*, a low booming noise sounded, and the first Smurf was launched.
     "AIIIIIIEEE!!@#", The Smurf screamed. The small blue Smurf adjusted its body and smacked right into the Eldar warrior's helmet, killing them both.
     "Excellent", Xian muttered. He held the trigger, and with a succession of thumps the field was clear. The gun silent, the field blue, Xian grinned.
***Back on Baal Secundus***
     " Message from Xian, the Harkon tester, sir", a Marine at a terminal said, " 'Harkon performs flawlessly, produce a hundred, or more.'"
     "Well then, send a message to the Ultramarines", Dante said, "We need more Smurfs."
End.

Smurfs

Go back to da Oomie Library