Chaos Backwards

      by Chris Cook

      Enrohk, chaos god of giving flowers to people,
      Hsenaals, chaos god of saying 'no thanks' to everything fun,
      Hctneezt, chaos god of procrastination, and,
      Elgrun, chaos god of passing your medical exam.

      (Funny, whichever way you read Tzeentch, it looks like it's backwards, and in need of a tissue.)

      These are the gods we would have if the human race wasn't so bloody screwed up. And the Eldar, of course, but we did 3/4 of them. The other races of the galaxy must be pretty pissed-off at us.

      Enrohk's champions, the Bestwishers, keep screaming 'have a nice day' at people until they commit suicide.
      The savage Quiet Marines are the ones who hang out in libraries and go 'shhh' when you so much as breathe.
      The Thousand Slobs, who sit around and watch TV and are always saying 'yeah, I'll do it later'.
      And of course, the much-feared Vaccination Marines, with their arsenal of innoculations and the terror-inspiring battle-cry 'this won't hurt a bit'.

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