Da Squiggoth!

	In kollaborashun wif da slaver of da Kamp, I've gone an' built da pinnacle of orky technologee, da SQUIGGOTH! A massiv (if not stoopid) beast wif da 'ardest of dakka grafted onna' da body by yerz truly. Feel free ta look an' admire, but DON'T TOUCH! Squiggoths are very skittish! I got da spekz on dis baby somewhere'z in me filez if ya wanna' see what she kan do on da field...
A face any runtherd could lurv...	Look at dat profile-- fast speed standin' still...
Featchas: 1. Big shooty! Fer bustin' Oomie tanks an' Beekie nobs! 2. Grot n' Pin-yin steering! Yer runtz only hafta' haul on da iron chains ta "steer" da beast when goin' throo sticky bitz'a terrain! 3. Sooper shok absorbshun! Squig-back can be rough, but not wit' der new spring bitz! Yer hut will ride smooth as a snotling's behind! 4. 'Eavy Flamer! Fer clearin' out da undesirables! 5. Konvienient storage of squigly-gruel! Normally, a squiggoth will feed itself on fungus an' da odd grot, but on da long Waaughs, ya need to "grab'n'go". We've provided extra storage for extra komfort!

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