Blood Axe Russ

When I stumbled upon dis broke 'Russ dat we found after a big skrap. I took it upon me'self ta fix it up an get it workin' good and proppa'. Gargrazz don't like da ded'ard red black an' white ta be painted onnit, so we gave it to da bloodaxe gitz dat don't give two teef 'bout Oomie technologee.

Dis bit is da real improvement to da basik Oomie chasis-- Da Snot Hoppa'. How many times 'ave ya been out in da desert an' ya wanna nice juicy squig an' ya don' have a snot around to fetch one? Wol' dis new fangled Snot-Hoppa' is dere fer ya ta keep a few on hand!