Tuffnut an' Kevin

      Orky 'Istory Bitz: Tuffnut's fightin style was discovered on one of his frequent visits to the brew house where he regularly participates in the local pub crawl marathon.Tuffnut'z Banna The Nob of the local top dog mob (Liverotz Zag-Rukks) saw him as a rising champ and took him on as a yoof. While scrapping deep in Da Skid the Zag-Rukks were ambushed and they ran like gurly grots. Tuffnut was left for dead with a chest wound but survived against the odds. When he woke up alone in da desert the only thing near him was a small grot named Kevin trying to steal his six shoota. He gave the grot a good smack on the head then sent him off to find some grub as his new slave. Kevin now carries all of Tuffnuts stuff (Krak bombs, extra ammo, gunz and other easily combustible items). The two of them returned to mektown and gave Livarot a good smack up and stole a bunch of teef. Soon after they put up a notice for any 'Ard boys and formed Tuffnuts Metalhedz. With the expert driver Kartfrash fresh from Rally Skool the gang Quickly became the 'ardest in da South Skid. The Metalhedz are responsible for making the local Doc a very rich Ork indeed.

      Equipment: 'Uge Chopper, Bolt Pistol, Krak Grenades, 'Eavy Arma

      Fav-rut sayin': "Oi! 'Ooze ed iz this?"

      Fav-rut Rivals: Mobs- Skidmarks, Gorks Garbage, Zag-Rukks, KrakSniffas, Mob Derro's Hated by-'ArdKore, MekyGit, Gobtonk, Snotdrip

      Fav-rut Taktik: Send the Gurly werk experience Yoofs up the middle while we hit 'em ard from the sides

      -Jayden Barr

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