Gorbone Da Mad

'Istory Bitz:
    Gorbone Da Mad lay sprawled out on the street, his trakk a heap against a wall some 30 feet away, his driver tangled in the burning wreck a goner fer sure.
    He noticed his leg near the wreck. "Dat's one. Now I wunder where da uvver ones gotten to?" He hauled himself up onto his hands and promptly tottered over. " Great. Now me arm's gone missin'." He looked around and saw a meaty green semi circle hunk off to his side.
    "Erm.. I fink I need dat." As he leaned over to pick up his skull top he felt woozy and saw what might have been a bit of his brain plop out in front of him onto the dirt. " I fink I REALLY need dat bit dere! I mean wivvout it I miibble gooble kaauughrg." Gorbone's eyes rolled back into his head and he passed out. Warlord Skumgutz was about to lose the best gunner he ever had.
    "Ere! Wakey Wakey!" Gorbone opened his eyes and saw a huge mek scooping his brains back into his cranium."Yoo might need deez. Yer not done yet Gorbone old mate." Gorbone smiled a craggy smile and said:"Gabba Gabba Weee Gabba Gurble HEh heh heh heh." The mek Smiled back and gave him a good crack in the head with his spanner."Dats a good lad.You blowed up more Oomiez dan Mork can count so he says to me Stanley, Yoo go down dere and make sure he keeps blwin' up oomies cuz he ded good at it." Stanley saw a doc ambling towards the wreck looking for survivers." Here comez da doc now mate. You'll be fixed up in no time. Now you keep blastin' oomies and wotevver else gets in yer way.Yer destined fer greatness mate. Av fun." And with that Stanley walked around the corner and was gone.
    "Thankz Stanley! I fink I'll do just dat me mate. Ere doc! Over ere! Shake a leg! I got's More killin' do do in the name of me mate Stanley!"
    And a short time after being put back together, Gorbone used his new bionik bits and slightly unhinged mind to his advantage. Taking over the warband after Skumgutz got himself pulped by a Landraider tread, Gorbone banged together a mostly motorized warband, with emphasise on keeping away from Landraider treads. His success being remarkable, his small warband grew into an enormous horde. He now ravages the human controlled areas of the galaxy with glee. The Dark Angels have sent hunting party after hunting party after the horde, only to come back to the Rock with significantly smaller numbers than they had left with.

- Edward Holmes