Goff Warboss Gargrazz Da Oomie Busta'

      Smilin' Gargrazz

      Orky 'Istory Bitz: Gargrazz is a relatively young ork that has earned the respect of his mates through simple applications of brute force and orkoid cunning. He was first elevated to warboss after besting a rather lax Snakebite warboss named Grimtoof in a rather hotly contested pitfight. Gargrazz challenged the boss after the snakebite had declared that his waugh was winding down. Gargrazz, seeing opportunity, saw hordes of ork mobs that had been accumulated over the past few years going to waste. It was Gargrazz' opinion that the energy was not winding down, but rather just getting started. It was a bloody and brutal fight that ended with a mighty blow by Gargrazz that smashed the snakebites' head through a concrete wall. He was instantly received by his fellow orks as their new leader.

      Taking full advantage of the army's enthusiasm, Gargrazz grabbed the first hulk that drifted by and began a massive campaign that still rumbles onward to this day. For ten years now, Gargrazz' mob has been tearing a hole through a small corner of the human Imperium. Gargrazz's hoarde has long since been stretched beyond its means. Supplies and weapons are loathe to ever find the front line, so Gargrazz has adopted frugal systems of replacement through pillage.

      It is this need that has allied Gargrazz with the other clans. Despite obvious Goff superiority, Gargrazz admits (secretly) that he needs the orky know wots of the other clan bosses. Bloodaxes can fill his lines with "aquired" Imperial armor. The deathskulls have a knack for keeping a ready store of weaponry (even if it comes from other parts of Gargrazz'z line!) The badmoons have influence in ork societies. The evil suns have efficient transport and he has since learned to respect the sheer brute force and savage ferocity of the snakebite clan. In fact, he has since allied himself with a large snakebite clan under the leadership of Barksnappa Ug Gargot. Barksnappa's arm was lost in the "negotiation" but he has since learned of Gargrazz' tenacious ferocity and wicked cunning in battle and has become Gargrazz' most staunch supporter.

      Gargrazz, in an un-Goff-like way, is a sort of fashion victim and the garish mix of clan colors has left him feeling rather put out. To solve his problem, he allows the other clans to wear symbols, glyphs, and banners of their native clan, but as long as they run with the Big Ork, they have to sport the proud black, white, and red! Most new recruits can be picked out by their clan colors sneakily peeking out from under Goff garb, but it's only a matter of time before they are converted completely and become faitful followers of Gargrazz' Mighty Goff Warband-- complete with stark black and white checkers.

      Hundreds of orks from around the galaxy come to visit his base of operations known as "Gargrazz' Kamp" each day. It is in this kamp that Gargrazz displays his vast wealth, staggering orkoid intelligence, and marvelously oppulent flash bitz.

      Equipment: Mega armor, shoota, powerclaw.
      He's accompanied by a mek with a kustom field, 5-10 nobz in mega armor, and they tool around in a sporty Trukk kustom built for him and his mates.
      He also commands a vast hoarde of weaponry and armor including a massive Stomper called "Unkikan Bomdakka Ug Gargrazz", two gobsmashas, a large support battery, a mass of Imperial armor, a few dreadnoughts, and thousands of ork infantry in his personal enterouge.

      Fav-rut sayin': "See me kamp, it's unki razza!"

      Point Cost: 80 for 'Is Nibs.

      -Chris Hutchings

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